considerthis314 asked: How long will I have to wait for the full length Planet Earth style Marvels of the Science documentary?
That depends on Prof. Scott Bug's busy schedule. In the meantime, bone up on the 12 phases of the planets, which all planets go through in the exact same order at not the exact same time:
Kickstarter that shit. That’s a thing we still do now, right? An hour long documentary would be amazing. I’d give you money. Wait, no I don’t have any money. I’d tell other people to give you money.
I don’t think you understand how much this episode fucked me over
No, no, no, no, no. I haven’t watched FMA in YEARS and this is the one thing that still makes me cry when I think about it. WHY IS THIS HERE? WHY AM I REBLOGGING IT? D:
(Source: 0ci0, via theonedunn)
tatooedgumchewingfreak asked: Is it weird that people confess their love to you in the cracked comment section pretty frequently?
It’s not weird only because it’s always sandwiched between people telling me how much they hate me or how bald I’m getting. The compliments are like chocolate-covered pretzels, except instead of chocolate the pretzels are covered in poison, and also the pretzels are pretty flimsy because, like, you don’t even KNOW me, pretzel, how could you be in love? You’re a silly pretzel and you’re coated with poison, get out of here.
This is why I only declare my love in places where they won’t be seen. I just imagine that everyone has this reaction.
"DM - “A hooded figure opens your door and moves to attack you.”
Druid - “What about my sixty sheep?”
DM - “…A hooded figure opens your door, and is greeted by a wall of sheep, which proceed to burst out of the room and flood the inn’s hallway. Movement speed is halved."
And one as a gift to my very special few followers who ship this quietly, but like burning.
hahaha, who’s shipping this quietly? I’ve been quite loud myself.
I love seeing this, first thing on my dash when I open it up. I don’t know how many times I’ve reblogged this image, but I’M GOING TO DO IT AGAIN AND YOU CAN’T STOP ME.
"Because I am not the type of
person someone falls in love with."