I love the last gif because Anna Faris is just like, “Oh god, I’m sorry”.
(Source: dcwneyjr, via h4nchan)
for a person who isn’t exclusively attracted to people of the same gender I sure do say im gay a lot
The most dangerous phrase in the language is, “we’ve always done it this way.”
"Come on, let’s mix it up!" The heart surgeon says.
"B-but we’ve always done it this way!" The other replies, "this is how you replace a heart valve."
"That’s the most dangerous phrase in the human language!" The first surgeon replies haughtily as he inputs a fruit loop into the patient’s heart. "This will be his valve. He will be a fruit loop in a world of Cheerios."
(Source: uvmsemba, via fourthrain)
Evidently people fall in love with the stewards too…
I just want this person to get spammed by stewards sending them pics while wearing their masks. Is that awful?
If you’ve been with us since Season 1, you recognize that as Winston Rowntree’s classic intro artwork style. Also you probably see that design and hear the theme song in your head. And notice how everyone’s positioned in their correct diner seats? That’s because we are doing our first official After Hours shirt exactly goddamn right. [GET IT HERE]
I’m on a fucking t-shirt?
I WANT THIS
I MAY EVEN NEED IT
I GO ON VACATION AND THIS HAPPENS????? NEEEEEED.
"There’s no point to a guy yelling, “Hey sexy baby” at me out of the passenger window of a car as it speeds past. Even if I was into creepy misogynists and wanted to give him my number, I couldn’t. The car didn’t even slow down. But that’s okay, because he wasn’t actually hitting on me. The point wasn’t to proposition me or chat me up. The only point was to remind me, and all women, that our bodies are his to stare at, assess, comment on, even touch. “Hey sexy baby” is the first part of a sentence that finishes, “this is your daily message from the patriarchy, reminding you that your body is public property”."
You surround yourself with good people. That’s what you do. You find someone better than you because then when you fail, you have to deal with their disappointment, and that’s what keeps you true.
(Source: doctorwhubarb, via bostoneris)